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标题: 小资给小偷的一封信
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发表于 2009-2-18 22:27
小资给小偷的一封信

如果您看到这封信,那么非常不幸,门高一尺,盗高一丈,您又成功地破坏了我们新买的防盗门,成为第10位进入我房子的小偷。  小偷先生,信封里有50元钱,您先拿着,算是彩头,然后耐着性子把这封信读完。这屋子虽然看上去挺乱的,但每一样东西都有秩序,您想找什么我一样一样告诉您,请不要乱翻,有些东西对您一文不值,但对我们却很重要。还有,我生性不太勤快,也不想旅游回来再辛苦收拾屋子了,还望配合。
  您来我家,主要目的肯定是“借”钱,我们都刚发了工资和津贴,但都打在银行卡里了,银行卡我们随身带着。为了不令您太失望,也感谢您的配合,我在电脑桌第一个抽屉里放了183元钱,你拿走100,剩下的我们留着买菜。
  您可能嫌这100元钱太少,您还会在心里骂:“打发要饭的呢!”那就拿点东西吧。电脑您千万不要动,这是上大学时买的东西,现在老得连《大富翁》都打不起来,您就是拿出去也卖不了几个钱,还要雇车,再说也容易被人发现,这里面有我和老公网恋时的电子情书和我们在qq时唧唧歪歪说的肉麻话。为了感谢您对我们伟大爱情的支持,在键盘下面我也放了100元钱,请注意查收。
  您看到墙角那把吉他没有?音质很好,是老公的一个红颜知己送的,您把它拿走吧,能卖几个钱,也算是帮了我的忙。以我的修养,我总不能把它从窗户丢出去,虽然我看到它就不爽。
  我们家最奇怪的就是阳台上那台冰箱了,您把它的电源插上试一下,听到没?它居然会唱歌。是我从我妈妈家拉回来的淘汰产品。这个东西也大,制冷也不太好,建议您也不要动。还有那台电视,二手市场买的,花费80大元,如果您一定要拿,我也不拦着您。
  儿童房的那些玩具建议您不要动,我家穷,小孩子买不起玩具,那里有很多都是我老公用废弃物品制作出来的,可以说每件都倾注着老公的拳拳爱子之情。您将来也会当上孩子爸爸,你会理解的。为了感谢您的理解,门下放了50元现金。
  卧室您就不要进了吧,毕竟是很私人的地方。什么?您进了,您可真不听话,您看到了吧,那窗帘和床罩都是我一针一针缝出来的。您一定看到床头柜了,别试图把它开开,其实里面什么都没有,只有针头线脑童话书之类的小东西。那个米黄色按钮就是开关,如果您一定要看,那就按吧,不过建议您不要按。
  如果您还没有按,那就到这里吧,我家也实在是没有什么东西可孝敬您的了。您在一个小时内赚了300元现金,也算是高薪,趁好就收,去楼下饭店买几个小菜尝尝;如果您按了那个按钮,那您的手现在一定被夹住了,您有三种方式可以离开:一、斩断手臂;二、打110,求助警察;三、等我们回来,我们会在一周之后即10月7日下午3时准时到家。
  祝好运。

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发表于 2009-2-21 19:15
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